Friday, June 20, 2008

Equestrienne Humiliation: Tiffani's Little Pony

You shined her riding boots. You ironed her jodphurs. But, like the simpering imbecile you are, you forgot to ascertain her riding lesson. Now, because of your stupidity, Princess Tiffani is poised in her riding gear, brandishing her riding crop, without a pony to mount. Idiot! Prepare to be stripped, humiliated, beaten, broken and violated by a creatively cruel, dominant young equestrienne, who doesn't know the meaning of the word "mercy." Get down on all fours and put the bit in your mouth. Now, you moron. 











Friday, June 6, 2008

"HA HA! LOOK, GIRLS!" Fitness Trainer Brandi Points and Laughs at YOU

She trashtalked your "tiny package" and "pencil arms." She farced you to wear sissy panties to the gym. Now, cruel fitness trainer Princess Brandi is going to put you through the ultimate form of workout humiliation: She's going to farce you to do your "sissy workout" in your gym panties while she taunts you, points at you, and bursts out laughing at you. Ready to spooge your sissy panties for Princess Brandi, loser? 












 

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Reunion Humiliation with Rhianna: You're Still a Total Loser

She was head cheerleader, prom queen and the hottest, meanest girl in school. You were a dorky little nobody to her - until she found out about the jerk-off shrine you made to her in your room, and humilated you in front of the entire school for it. Now, at your high school reunion, you might think you've become a big man and a success, but to cruel Ice Princess Rhianna, you're still just the pathetic little dweeb who wants to slime her cheerleader panties with your loser goo. Now she's going to farce you to do it, for real, as she mocks and belittles you.











Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Dallas Diva Deanna Flips Your Pathetic Sissy Ass

Don't date a 6-ft tall Southwestern chick like Deanna, unless you're ready to go long, hard and real-man rough. Ready to unzip and show Deanna what you've got? Or is no-nonsense Deanna gonna have to strap it on and "be the man" tonight? Prepare to pony up, pokey pants, or be mocked, bitch-slapped and sent home in sissy panties by a Dallas Diva who loves opening up a can of whupass on limp liberals, metrosexual sissibois, eurotrash phonies, and wimpass wussies - like you, loser.








Sunday, May 25, 2008

Princess Mai Tricks You Into Becoming Her Toidy Bowl Slave

Teasing seductress Princess Mai knows you'd do almost anything to gain three minutes of freedom from your chastity cage - no matter how degrading. Mai promises that if you clean her room, wash her lingerie, and scrub her toilet, she'll unlock your little cock and let you choke out a worship puddle at her 4-inch high heels. Should you trust her? Or is Mai merely setting you up to humiliate you - leaving you locked up, brownnosed and blueballed, before ditching you for her boyfriend?






Monday, May 19, 2008

Office Humiliation: Princess Danielle Takes Charge

Princess Danielle just got her MBA -- Masters in Blueball Administration. Danielle knows that aggressively managing your cock and balls is the key to running your business and ruining your life. Danielle intends on texting her girlfriends, teasing your cock, and ordering up the "office supplies" -- s/m sex toys to torment you. Once Danielle takes control of your cumloads, can your cashflow be far behind? Stay away, dumbass. Unless you want to end up bankrupt and blueballed by she-devil Danielle. 








Thursday, May 15, 2008

This Little Piggy Wants... Princess Toe Kisses!

When Princess Tiffani tells her devious friend Princess Carlotta all about your giggle-worthy weaknesses and fetishes, Carlotta decides to tease and ridicule you by putting you through a game of "this little piggy" -- using all twenty of their French pedicured toes! This little piggy is about to become THEIR little piggy -- that means YOU, loser. Ready to succumb to the mercy of two wickedly cruel, supremely gorgeous sorority goddesses? Huh, weakling?