Friday, August 21, 2009

Date Destroyers: Cream Your Pants for Danielle and Remi

Dani and Remi are laughing at you as prepare for your big day. Meeting with the boss? Blind date with a hottie? Too fucking bad. Dani and Remi are here to remind you that your #1 priority in life is blowing worship puddles into your pants for your Princesses. No matter how humiliating the cumpants consequences. You're gonna drain it - so you hafta explain it! HA HA! 


Thursday, August 20, 2009

Princess Rhianna Challenges You to Be a Man, You Feeble Fistfucker

Surprise, surprise. At your computer again, preparing to slime your screen as you gaze upon the visage of Perfect Princess Rhianna. Don't you know that Rhianna has nothing but disgust and ridicule for the way you fill your fist with futility squirts for her? Are you going to man-up - or prove once again you're just a pathetic little pig. Well? 


Friday, August 14, 2009

Selena Sez: The Frontside is for Boyfriends, the Backside is for You

Are you ready for The Boyfriend Experience, Selena-style? Cruel Selena flaunts her frontside in your face, teasing you with her mouth, boobs and pussy. Too bad you can't have them, loser. They're for boyfriends only. But you can worship Selena's ass. Then you can hide in the closet and listen to Selena blow her boyfriend while you blow it into your pants.


Thursday, August 13, 2009

Princess Lily Ignores You and Degrades You with Her Pretty Feet

Snarky Princess Lily blasts her favorite music and ignores you while casually rubbing her heavenly feet all over your pig face, giggling at your desperation boner, the growing wet spot in your pants and the drool running down your face. What a sad little piglet. Did you really think Lily was gonna treat you like anything but the piece of human toejam you are? 


Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Transformation Tease: Princess Cee Cee Seduces You into Girlyhood

Princess Cee Cee corners you in her high-end lingerie shop. She's not letting you leave the store until she uses her fashionista wiles to transform you into a passable girlygirl. Stockings, high heels, panties and a booty-tease outfit await you. The boys are gonna find you irresistable when Cee Cee gets thru with you. Get Cee-Cee-fied! 


Monday, August 10, 2009

Toothbrush Toiletface Humiliation with Sorority Goddess Remi

Dumbass, when Princess Remi told you to show up at her dorm room with your toothbrush did you think you'd been invited to a sleepover? Remi strips you down and makes you wear a sissy maid uniform. You will crawl hands and knees down the hall into the filthy girl's bathroom with your toothbrush in your mouth and await Remi's degrading instructions.


Friday, August 7, 2009

Princess Tiffani Tricks You, Flips You, and Fucks Your Pansy Ass

Your peabrain must be even smaller than your pinkydick! When Princess Tiffani said she wanted to fuck, did you really think you were gonna 'give' rather than receive? LOL! Dream on, wussy! On your tummy and spread your legs. Princess is about to grab your hips and give it to you g-g-girly style!


Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Spit Out the Sissy Boot Polish for Miss Kendra

Imbecile! Miss Kendra left you one task: to give her dominatrix boots a thorough cleaning. You couldn't even do THAT right. She'd kick you in the balls if you had any. Instead, you're going to clean her boots with your tongue, and then wax them - by reaching inside your sissy panties and squeezing out every last drop of your wussy boot polish for mistress.