Don't
date a 6-ft tall Southwestern chick like Deanna, unless you're ready to
go long, hard and real-man rough. Ready to unzip and show Deanna what
you've got? Or is no-nonsense Deanna gonna have to strap it on and "be
the man" tonight? Prepare to pony up, pokey pants, or be mocked,
bitch-slapped and sent home in sissy panties by a Dallas Diva who loves
opening up a can of whupass on limp liberals, metrosexual sissibois,
eurotrash phonies, and wimpass wussies - like you, loser.
