Your Blind Date With An Intimidatrix: Carly Erin

When you show up at her door on a blind date, tall, naturally-dominant Princess Carly Erin stares you down, laughs in your face and wonders aloud why the dating site is sending her midget men like you. But the real comedy show begins when cruel Carly Erin challenges you to unzip and prove to her that you're not a little man - where it counts. After she finishes laughing at it and lascerating it with her wit, she's going to farce you to use it to humiliate yourself, as she teases and taunts you. You are truly pathetic. Widdle man. 

Reunion Humiliation with Rhianna: You're Still a Total Loser

She was head cheerleader, prom queen and the hottest, meanest girl in school. You were a dorky little nobody to her - until she found out about the jerk-off shrine you made to her in your room, and humilated you in front of the entire school for it. Now, at your high school reunion, you might think you've become a big man and a success, but to cruel Ice Princess Rhianna, you're still just the pathetic little dweeb who wants to slime her cheerleader panties with your loser goo. Now she's going to farce you to do it, for real, as she mocks and belittles you.