Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Monday, September 27, 2010

Princess Remi Force Feeds You Your 'Loser Mayo' Wimp Slop

To Princess Remi you are nuthin but a flabby sorry stinky sack of shit - with boy boobs and a lard ass. Open your fridge, you fat fuck, and crawl to Remi with your jumbo jar of 'loser mayo' - the one where she dumps out all her boyfriends' used condoms. Remi's gonna force feed you your wimp slop, and then make you jerk your pig jizz into the jar. You disgusting fat fuck. 
 




 

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Wimp Sex: Akira Turns You into Her 'Crybaby Cuckold'

After cuckolding you in the closet while she has hot sex with her boyfriend, Akira puts you thru a verbal castration session that nearly brings you to tears. Poor crybaby cuckold! Akira takes pity on you and lets you have 'wimp sex' with her. What's wimp sex? Nipple sucking and pussy licking - while you rub your own little stub! How pathetic!