
There's good news and bad news, dumbass. The good news is Princess Courtney likes the $900 dominatrix boots you bought to bribe her with. The bad news? You fucked up her iced latte order. That $3.95 mistake is gonna keep the key to your cocklock right where it is - dangling from Courtney's charm bracelet. Nice fuck up, retard.
Unless you want that ice cold latte dumped down your pants, you better lay some worship kisses down Courtney's boots while she gets ready for her date. If you volunteer to write Courtney's term paper on 'Panties' for her Retail Marketing 101 class, maybe she'll grant you a mercy squirt later on.
MESSAGE FROM COURTNEY
"You fucked up once already today. Now I'm in a bad mood and my boyfriend's coming over. Lick my boots clean but DON'T slime them with your pig drool. Then you can write my term paper: ten pages on 'Panties: Styles and Trends. ' Do a great job and I'll unlock your little cock and give you 30 seconds in the girls' bathroom with my body lotion. Dweeb."















