"Wait. You want to ask ME out on a date?
Are you serious? Let me tell you exactly what I think about that. And
then, when I finish treating you like the toilet paper you are? You can
ask my adorable butt out on a date. Go ahead. Get on your knees and do
it. Maybe she'll say 'yes.' Maybe she'll even let you French kiss
her..."
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