"Let's get real. Even if a woman like me
went on a mercy date with you, you'd fondle my stockings and blubber in
your undies before we even kissed. Admit it: You're still a virgin and a
mama's boy. Well, loser. I'm feeling merciful. I'll be your 'pretend
girlfriend' -- if you're willing to follow my humiliating rules..."
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