Thursday, July 31, 2008

"Oink Oink! Grunt!" You Are Princess Danielle's Dirty Little Piggy

In her knee socks and plaid skirt, Princess Danielle knows you'd be willing to go to any extreme to oink out the piggy squirts at her pretty feet. Like crawl on all fours. Grunt. And stick your snout in the filthiest places. If you can impress Danielle with what a dirty disgusting pig you are? Maybe she'll let you pull your pigtail. Or maybe she'l just send you home brownnosed and blueballed, as she laughs at what a pathetic fool you are. 











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