Mean Princess Missy Mocks You for Being a Pathetic Pillow Humper

"I know you hump your pillow and pretend it's me you're fucking. What a sad little dork you are. Do you really think your crusty pillow is what pussy feels like? Why don't you show me what you do when you're alone in your room thinking about me, dweeb. Do it for me, so I can laugh at you..."